Rewrite My Landing Page

Want landing page copy that converts?
Let me write it for you.

So you’ve got a great product and your landing page looks slick. But its conversion rate sucks. Most people just bounce. You know what? Your landing page copy is probably too verbose, confusing, and unnecessarily wordy. Just like this paragraph (who even uses the word 'verbose' nowadays).

Anyway, things don't have to be so complicated. I can help.

I’ll transform your landing page copy from complex to clear.
And from confusing to compelling.

People don’t read most websites. They scan them.

Give me 5 days, and I’ll rewrite your landing page copy so its visitors don't just scan, they read. I’ll also reorder the sections on your landing page, add new ones, and slash those that don’t need to be there.

If you aren't thrilled with the results, I'll give it another shot. And another. And then, if you still aren’t happy, I’ll give you your money back, put on a sad song, and walk away quietly into the night.

Okay, I know what you’re thinking.
Why pay for something that ChatGPT can do for free?

Fortunately, ChatGPT isn't very good at writing landing page copy…..yet. Believe me – I tried building a landing page copywriter powered by ChatGPT’s API. But it failed. The AI produced results that were interesting, but consistently cringey.

So I decided to take things into my own hands. Quite literally.

If you’ve got a landing page whose copy needs some attention, I’d love to work on it.

Still not sure?
Maybe these testimonials will help.

Got Questions?
Here are answers to a few common ones.

Do you do this asynchronously? Or do I need to get involved?
Yes, this service is 100% async. I’ll email or DM you if I have any questions, but you won’t need to get on a call. If you’ve got specific requests for your landing page copy, you can send those to me via email or Twitter DM.

Can you write landing page copy from scratch? Or do you only do rewrites?
For now, I only do rewrites. You must have a landing page that is live, or at least a document that contains landing page copy. Writing landing page copy from scratch is difficult because I won’t have any idea what you want your landing page to look like.

In what format will you provide landing page copy?
I like to keep things simple. I’ll send you a Google doc with your rewritten landing page copy. I’ll also include comments that explain the rationale behind some of the copy, so you know why it’s there.

Do you also design landing pages?
No, I don’t. I love doing it, and I’ll be happy to provide tips, but I don’t think I’m good enough to charge for design. For now, I’ll stick to copywriting.

What if I don’t like the copy you give me?
I’ll take another pass at it. And another one after that. After two revisions, if you still aren’t happy, I’ll give you your money back.

Let's get started.
A landing page with clear, compelling copy is 5 days away.